What do you do when you, your bestie, or loved one gets divorced or goes through a bad break up because the other party was a p.o.s./cheated/etc?
 
You buy a Divorce/Break Up candle to remind them they're a bad ass and better off!
 
 
 
These 17 oz, three wick candles are made to order and customized for "him" or "her" with the following label:
 
 
 
"Smells like (his or her) bitch ass isn't your prblem anymore.
 
Infused with a hint of a fresh start, a bit of (he or she) didn't deserve you, and a whole lot of you're better off without (him or her)."
 
 
 
Candles for fuck "him" contain penis shaped glitter and candles for fuck "her" contain boob shaped glitter. Make sure to select which option you'd like when ordering.
 
 
These candles are available in one of the following scent options:
 
Smells like Chloroform - fresh linen scented (smells like a fresh clean load of laundry)
 
Spitters Are Quitters - cocoa butter cashmere scented (soft and warm aroma like you just put on some velvety cocoa butter lotion)
 
Pound Town - strawberry pound cake scented (smells just like the dessert)
 
Sweet Baby Jesus, That's Good - sweet orange scented (a sweet and soft citrus and orange aroma)
 
Raw Dog - white nectarine and pink coral scented (smells like a combination of citrus and sweet, very refreshing)
 
Trouser Snake - apple and bourbon scented (smells almost like a particular alcoholic beverage fit for royalty with that bite of apple mixed with a soft woodsy bourbon barrel combination) 
 
Morning Wood - mahogany teakwood scented (masculine and woodsy, will remind you of a nice cologne)
 
Dirty Mind - amber and oud scented (smoky and woodsy combo that is masculine and earthy)
 
Feeling IDGAF-ish - black coral and moss scented (earthy with subtle floral hints, smells fresh and inviting like you've stepped out into the forest)
 
Salty Bitch - sea salt and driftwood scented (smells like you're near a salty beach)
 
Nose Candy - smoked vanilla scented (an interesting take on a traditional vanilla with an added soft smoky note)
 
Bye Felicia - lavender and white sage scented (clean and relaxing scent like a nice spa day)
 
 
 
Is this candle a gift? Add giftwrapping under options to have the candle sent in a gift box with ribbon, a set of matches, a candle care card, and a special note.
 
 
Made in Henderson, NV with natural soy wax blend and cotton wicks. Please understand there may be slight variations as these candles are produced in small batches and color variations may take place based on availabilty of supplies.